HUMOR|WITTICISM
But it’s entirely typical
We begin the day with coffee. Spiked. A little rum in the coffee never harmed anybody. Ever before heard of a hot toddy? It resembles that, however different. It’s in the morning. With our avocado toast or a healthy smoothie chaser. This was after early morning yoga exercise. We have to deal with ourselves, nevertheless.
We are highly working grownups, looking for love and function, living on an island like Nantucket or in a big city like Charlotte. We get up early; we stay up late. We are absolutely able to operate properly when we replace our blood with an alcohol drip. When we brunch, we have mimosas. And boy, do we brunch! Often we have mimosas and Bellinis! By the pitcher. Do not fret. It’s not an issue. We do this at all times. Do we make questionable life selections? We do. Are we in a consistent state of intemperance relatively immune to real repercussion? We are.
After breakfast, it is time to lunch. Lunch at the club or the trendy restaurant or the backyard terrace. A mixed drink with lunch is practical. We strive. We are consenting adults nevertheless. We don’t consume much due to the fact that we see what we consume, and we have to save all of our day-to-day calories for the huge amount of alcohol we have yet to consume.